copyright Bear
From the moment we get to meet the handsome Andrew C Thornton, played wonderfully by Matthew Rhys, you know you're set for a wild rollercoaster. Smugglers with flair elegance, grace and a tendency to throw his cargo in the most unlikely areas. But little did he know it was his turn to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of this century--the "copyright Bear!"
So, let go of everything you believe you know about bears as well as their dietary preferences. This movie takes a daring claim and argues that if bears consume copyright, they aren't just partying, they get bloody! It's time to say goodbye to Godzilla we have a new ruler in town. And you can find him in a bear with tendency to consume powdered substances.
Our characters, which includes the inept police officers along with the unlucky criminals and innocent pedestrians who struggled to make their way from a plastic bag, will keep you on your toes. Their collective incompetence will be spectacular to look at. If you're ever seeking a laugh take a look at Police Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve some crime and not accidentally shooting each other.
Don't forget to mention our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. Not the two taken from "Frozen." They stumble across a treasure trove of Colombian goodies, and before you say "Bearzilla," they become the prime targets of the copyright Bear's fervent appetite. Who needs an Disney princess when there's an aggressive, sniffing bear in the wild?
The film strikes the perfect combination of horror and comedy with its humor, making you laugh once and then clutching your popcorn with terror the next. Body count goes up faster than hair in your neck, so you'll have to cheer at each death with a wicked satisfaction. It's equivalent to watching National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
So, let's look at that epic battle. Imagine this: a waterfall cascading in the background, our most fearless (blog post) clan consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry prepared to fight the copyright Bear. It's an epic war for the ages, complete with explosions, bear roars, and enough white powder put Tony Montana to shame. Just when you think you've lost the fight, it's resurrected by a copyright explosion! This is a tale of a return to the legendary scale.
Sure "copyright Bear" may have problems. The editing is just as quick as a caffeinated squirrel leading you to scratch your head and wondering if the film reel is used secretly as scratching board. Be assured, viewers, because the bear CGI is quite top-quality. It is a show-stealing bear even though some of the editors seemed get a little giddy their own.
This film is a cocktail from tension, double crosses, and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled and you exit the theatre smiling on your face, remember the last word from the reviewer's advice to Beware of feeding bears anything and particularly not anything that contains drugs or hiking buddies. Believe me when I say that it's going to have a positive outcome for anyone.
Take your popcorn and buckle up to get lost in this wacky adventure called "copyright Bear." It's an experience unlike any other that's bound to have you in stitches, pondering the true nature of bears, and the amazing party potential.